GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And